They descended the next morning with weary faces and exasperated hearts£®The women scarcely spoke to Ball-of-Fat£®
A bell began to ring£®It was for a baptism£®The fat girl had a child being brought up among the peasants of Yvetot£®She had not seen it for a year£¬or thought of it£»but now the idea of a child being baptized threw into her heart a sudden and violent tenderness for her own£¬ and she strongly wished to be present at the ceremony£®
As soon as she was gone£¬everybody looked at each other£¬then pulled their chairs together£¬for they thought that finally something should be decided upon£®Loiseau had an inspiration£ºit was to hold Ball-of£Fat alone and let the others go£®
Mr£®Follenvie was charged with the commission£¬but he returned almost immediately£¬ for the German£¬who understood human nature£¬had put him out£®He pretended that he would retain everybody so long as his desire was not satisfied£®
Then the commonplace nature of Mrs£®Loiseatu burst out with£º
“Well£¬we are not going to stay here to die of old age£®Since it is the trade of this creature to accommodate herself to all kinds£¬ I fail to see how she has the right to refuse one more than another£®I can tell you she has received all she could find in Rouen£¬even the coach-men£¡Yes£¬Madame£¬ the prefect's coachman£¡I know him very well£¬ for he bought his wine at our house£®And to think that to£day we should be drawn into this embarrassment by this affected woman£¬this minx£¡For my part£¬I find that this officer conducts himself very well£®He has perhaps suffered privations for a long time£»and doubtless he would have preferred us three£»but no£¬ he is contented with common property£®He respects married women£®And we must remember too that he is master£® He has only to say‘I wish£¬’and he could take us by force with his soldiers£®”
The two women had a cold shiver£® Pretty Mrs£®Carré£Lamadon's eyes grew brilliant and she became a little pale£¬as if she saw herself already taken by force by the officer£®
The men met and discussed the situation£®Loiseau£¬furious£¬was for delivering“the wretch” bound hand and foot to the enemy£®But the Count£¬descended through three generations of ambassadors£¬and endowed with the temperament of a diplomatist£¬ was the advocate of ingenuity£®
“It is best to decide upon something£¬” said he£®Then they conspired£®
The women kept together£¬the tone of their voices was lowered£¬ each gave advice and the discussion was general£®Everything was very harmonious£®The ladies especially found delicate shades and charming subtleties of expression for saying the most unusual things£®A stranger would have understood nothing£¬so great was the precaution of language observed£®But the light edge of modesty£¬with which every woman of the world is barbed£¬only covers the surface£» they blossom out in a scandalous adventure of this kind£¬being deeply amused and feeling themselves in their element£¬mixing love with sensuality as a greedy cook prepares supper for his master£®
Even gaiety returned£¬so funny did the whole story seem to them at last£®The Count found some of the jokes a little off color£¬but they were so well told that he was forced to smile£®In his turn£¬Loiseau came out with some still boldertales£¬and yet nobody was wounded£®The brutal thought£¬expressed by his wife£¬dominated all minds£º“Since it is her trade£¬why should she refuse this one more than another£¿”The genteel Mrs£®Carré-Lamadon seemed to think that in her place£¬she would refuse this one less than some others£®
They prepared the blockade at length£¬as if they were about to surround a
bear£¬some maneuvers that he would endeavor to put into execution£®They decided on the plan of attack£¬the ruse to employ£¬the surprise of assault£¬ that should force this living citadel to receive the enemy in her room£®
Cornudet remained apart from the rest£¬and was a stranger to the whole affair£®
So entirely were their minds distracted that they did not hear Ball-of-Fat enter£®The Count uttered a light“Ssh£¡”Which turned all eyes in her direction£®There she was£®The abrupt silence and a certain embarrassment hindered them from speaking to her at first£®The Countess£¬more accustomed to the duplicity of society than the others£¬finally inquired£º
“Was it very amusing£¬that baptism£¿”
The fat girl£¬filled with emotion£¬told them all about it£¬the faces£¬the attitudes£¬and even the appearance of the church£®She added£º“It is good to pray some£times£®”
And up to the time for luncheon these ladies continued to be amiable toward her£¬in order to increase her docility and her confidence in their counsel£®At the table they commenced the approach£®This was in the shape of a vague conversation upon devotion£®They cited ancient examples£ºJudith and Holophernes£¬then£¬without reason£¬Lucrece and Sextus£¬and Cleopatra obliging all the generals of the enemy to pass by her couch and reducing them in servility to slaves£®Then they brought out a fantastic story£¬hatched in the imagination of these ignorant millionaires£¬where the women of Rome went to Capua for the purpose of lulling Hannibal to sleep in their arms£¬ and his lieutenants and phalanxes of mercenaries as well£®They cited all the women who have been taken by conquering armies£¬making a battlefield of their bodies£¬making them also a weapon£¬and a means of success£»and all those hideous and detestable beings who have conquered by their heroic caresses£¬and sacrificed their chastity to vengeance or a beloved cause£®They even spoke in veiled terms of that great English family which allowed one of its women to be inoculated with a horrible and contagious disease in order to transmit it to Bonaparte£¬who was miraculously saved by a sudden illness at the hour of the fatal rendezvous£®
And all this was related in an agreeable£¬temperate fashion£¬except as it was enlivened by the enthusiasm deemed proper to excite emulation£®
One might finally have believed that the sole duty of woman here below was a sacrifice of her person£¬and a continual abandonment to soldierly caprices£®
The two good sisters seemed not to hear£¬lost as they were in profound thought£®Ball£of£Fat said nothing£®